Caution Throwers Gifts

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Worry tank

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's called being preemptive."

Javelin

Gym Paperboy.

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

Graduation day at Home School.

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.

'You had fair warning - the disc on his collar says he bites!'

"Tosser!"

"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."