Cattail Cheerleader Gifts

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"