Celestial Cheerleader Gifts

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

Angel Delight

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Strive to win!

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'