Chronic Cheerleader Gifts

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Jumping cheerleaders

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'