Cowboy Cheerleader Gifts

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Nebraska Fans

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Texas style? Again?"

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'