Cathedral Comedy Gifts

"The smells! The smells!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

St. Elmo's fired.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Shoe repair

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Excommunicate Me.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Cathedral Made Safe.

The Missing Bell

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Detected.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"It's the new church organ."

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

Placed by the Gideons

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Halo Repair

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

Bell boy!

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"Sorry lad, you don't meet the physical requirements"