Cathedral Admirers Mugs

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Woman Juggling Emojis

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Why did I marry that clown?

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

The Missing Bell

Detected.

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Love at first sight.

"It's a note from Junior!He's run away to join an accounting firm!!"

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'