Cathedral Admiration Mugs

Bell boy!

Shepherd and eurydice

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Hildegard von Bingen

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Alberto Giacometti.

Knight

Stonehens

"I call it angle-poise"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Dear Diary

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

The Missing Bell

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles