Cathedral Lover Mugs

Cathedral Made Safe.

Edward the Helpful

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'The knights are drawing closer'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

A singer being criticised

Jenga!!!

Heaven

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Tribal masks.

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Pottery Slam

A family choir

The Missing Bell

"I'm going to need even less tuba."