Cathedral Lover Mugs

Cathedral Made Safe.

Edward the Helpful

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

A salute of scouts

'The knights are drawing closer'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Heaven

Jenga!!!

A family choir

Pottery Slam

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Tribal masks.

A singer being criticised

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

The Missing Bell

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

Tour of Cathedral #4.019