Cathedral Admirers Gifts

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Woman Juggling Emojis

Why did I marry that clown?

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

The Missing Bell

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

Detected.

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"It's a note from Junior!He's run away to join an accounting firm!!"

Love at first sight.

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'