Catching Up With Friends Gifts

A lady points out her friend has cream on her nose.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Next!'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Hospital Visit

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group