Catching Up With Friends Mugs

A lady points out her friend has cream on her nose.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Next!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Hospital Visit

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Man's evolution to the Pub.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'