Catapult Commander T-Shirts

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Cat in a tank...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Spell Check

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Still on your left."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

A flighttime story

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

Bowl-A-Rama

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Police Marksman Game

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

Dad, I want a pet!