Catapult Commander Prints

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Cat in a tank...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Spell Check

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Still on your left."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

A flighttime story

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Bowl-A-Rama

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

Police Marksman Game

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

Dad, I want a pet!

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."