Catapult Enthusiast T-Shirts

Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Broomstick crash.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Arts and crafts

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Fairytale prince and princess

I love my cape

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Clam Spearing

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Pelican and Origami

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Beware of the Dragon