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Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Broomstick crash.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Arts and crafts

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Fairytale prince and princess

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Pelican and Origami

I love my cape

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Clam Spearing

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"And to think he started in accounting."