Catapult Connoisseur T-Shirts

Express their creative spirit with T-shirts tailored for the inventive mind. Our catapult connoisseur tees combine wit and style, perfect for showing off their love for quirky engineering and playful pursuits.

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'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.' mockup

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.' mockup

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

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Instructional guide to scribbling mockup

Instructional guide to scribbling

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one." mockup

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

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Theatre Crowd

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami mockup

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

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"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

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Crazy old clown cat lady.

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25¢ Ride the Pony

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"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one." mockup

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

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Clown's In and Out Trays.

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"You know damn well what noise!"

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About the potter.

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'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.' mockup

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

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Clown Watercooler

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'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.' mockup

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

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Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper, mockup

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

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'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

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'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,' mockup

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent." mockup

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

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'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?' mockup

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

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'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

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Bagging the Chipmunk

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'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.' mockup

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

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"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?" mockup

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

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Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!' mockup

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

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"What am I, chopped liver?"

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'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.' mockup

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

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'Joe makes all our own funiture!' mockup

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs... mockup

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

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"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!" mockup

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

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'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?' mockup

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

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Catapult Connoisseur T-Shirts Collection

Catapult Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the catapult connoisseur—perfect for sparking conversation and adding personality to their daily routine.

Catapult Connoisseur Pillows

Find a cozy, quirky pillow that celebrates curiosity and innovation—a charming addition to their home decor.

Catapult Connoisseur Prints

Decorate a space with bold, creative prints that inspire and amuse. Ideal for any lover of inventive pursuits and quirky gadgets.