Cat Trophy Hunter Gifts

Cat Olympics

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Fishing Boat Derby

The Not So Wild West

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Bang!"

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Curiosity."

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"How many is too many?"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Fisherman and cats

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."