Cat Trees Gifts

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Biofelineism

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Children's Feast.