Cat Trees Gifts

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Biofelineism

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Nip.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'