Cat Food Gifts

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Next!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Pest Control

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'I've got it written down...'

'How much did you save this year?'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'