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Cats in police lineup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Dog detectives

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Where my balls go?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Locking Up Crime

"Curiosity."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'The butler did it.'

CSI Fridays

Sistine murder

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

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