
Cats in police lineup
Find fun and quirky gifts for cat crime solvers who love unraveling mysteries and chasing adventures. Our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints is designed to honor their inquisitive nature with humor and style. Whether they’re a seasoned sleuth or a curious kitty enthusiast, these items make delightful presents that showcase their love for feline mysteries.
Cats in police lineup
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'
'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'
Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.
Dog detectives
Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.
"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."
"He did it!"
Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.
"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."
'Where my balls go?'
"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."
'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'
'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'
STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud
'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'
'We've got a new DNA database...'
'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'
"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."
"Check this wall for fingerprints."
"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."
"Curiosity."
'Vice squad - you're busted.'
Locking Up Crime
'The butler did it.'
'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'
CSI Fridays
Sistine murder
'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'
'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)
'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'
Discover more hilarious and charming mugs for cat crime solvers on our dedicated mugs page. Perfect for anyone who loves a good mystery with their morning brew.
Shop playful pillows that celebrate the inquisitive feline nature. Great for cozy detective corners or quirky living spaces.
Decorate with clever and charming prints that capture the spirit of a cat crime solver. Great for adding personality to any room.
Explore our range of witty t-shirts designed for feline detectives. Find the perfect shirt to showcase their curiosity and love for solving mysteries.