Cat Video Detective T-Shirts

"Dad, someone has been uploading fake cat videos on the internet!"

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'The butler did it.'

"Curiosity."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"What happened to what cat?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."