Cat Detective T-Shirts

Mouse CCTV.

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Clandestine cows.

"Now how did she know?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Curiosity."

'The butler did it.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Cookie Thief

"He's into binge fetching."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"What happened to what cat?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"