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Cats vs Murder Wall

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The practical psychopath

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Now how did she know?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'The butler did it.'

"Curiosity."

"What happened to what cat?"

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'

'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

"Dad, someone has been uploading fake cat videos on the internet!"

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

"I spend all day arranging things on the table and you haven't knocked a single thing off."

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"