Feline Scientist T-Shirts

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The practical psychopath

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

PET THEORIES

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Hard to follow...'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"How do I get down?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On