Feline Scientist T-Shirts

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The practical psychopath

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

PET THEORIES

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Hard to follow...'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Don't look at me!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"How do I get down?"

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On