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The practical psychopath

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Funky Facts: Cats

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'So... Who's chasing who?'

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."