Cat Video Detective Pillows

"Dad, someone has been uploading fake cat videos on the internet!"

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

E=Equals

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Curiosity."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'The butler did it.'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Wanted dog! reward!

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Cookie Thief

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."