Cat Concert Conductor Gifts

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Cat in a tank...

Cat Reunion

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I lost the groove."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Self-Employment

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.