Cat Care Queen Gifts

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

The Cat Spa

'Next!'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Pest Control

A Change of Scene.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

My Bowl Is Empty.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Cat being licked by plant.

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."