Cat Care Queen Gifts

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Next!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

A Change of Scene.

Hell No Kitty

Pest Control

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Cat being licked by plant.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'