Casual Gym Visitor Gifts

'No pain, No gain' T-shirt and 'No pain, No pain' T-shirt.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Exercise Bars

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Working out in the gym,

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"