Casual Gym Visitor Gifts

'No pain, No gain' T-shirt and 'No pain, No pain' T-shirt.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"We're exclusively delts."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"