Irreverent Gym Goer Gifts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."