Casual Gamblers Pillows

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Knights of the bedside table.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Gambling on office building construction

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Inventing the roulette wheel.

"Words with Friends with Benefits."