Casual Gamblers Pillows

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Gambling on office building construction

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Ignorance and Bliss

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Inventing the roulette wheel.

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'