Recreational Gambler Pillows

"I didn't stop when the fun stopped."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Gambling on office building construction

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

The world at stake...

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Twas the night after Christmas.

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

The Traditional Board Game Company

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

"Psst ... it's your bookie."