Casual Gaming Pillows

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

I don't know much about Tennis...

Old Fred's Seat

'I'm making pot pie.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

The Traditional Board Game Company

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

'I know we lost 5-0. I'm happy because I bet £100 on the other side to win!'

"Moist towelette to cleanse your palate?"

"I try to be royal without being regal."