Casual Dieter Pillows

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

The Fast Diet

There's a thin person inside me trying to get out...probably more than one.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

'You're going to go on a diet.'

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

'Weight loss can cause liver damage...'

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

"We ought to give this diet a name."

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

Fantasy Diet League

"Dieting all morning, and for what?!"

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."