Casual Detectorist Gifts

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Snail crossing

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Ignorance and Bliss

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'Watching the football.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"Nice curvature."

Detectorist meteorite.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Is my job performance review over yet?'