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'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmen Around The World...

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It must be the dead sea.'