Casting Comedic Moments Gifts

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Very funny!'

"This does not make us friends."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Footballer playing for time

"You know very well what fish!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"You need a mint."

The Puck Stops Here.

Discus accidents.

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"I brought popcorn..."

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

Indoor firework in bathroom called Flash-In-The-Pan.

'The job is yours if you're willing to shave.'

Kids watching TV - 'They watch television all the time now that junk food adverts have been banned'.

Sale! Everything Must Go!

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

Man pelted with golf balls.

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

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