Castaway Of Connectivity Gifts

WiFi on deserted island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Desert wifi

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Best friends without borders.

"At last - no Trump."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Desert Island Books

'Internet access... internet access....'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'