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"Fish! Always fish! Why don't you catch something nice like a deer?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I spy something blue."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"