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"Fish! Always fish! Why don't you catch something nice like a deer?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"I spy something blue."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'