Cassette Tape Nostalgic Gifts

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Old and new technologies

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'It's called a digital watch.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Floppy Cafe

"I could never go wireless."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Al's computer salvage.

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

Wireless Access Here.

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Inserting paper, lining it up, striking the keys, hitting the return carriage. I'd get him a computer, but he's doing just fine.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.