Cassette Tape Nostalgic Pillows

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'It's called a digital watch.'

Floppy Cafe

"I could never go wireless."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Wireless Access Here.

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Inserting paper, lining it up, striking the keys, hitting the return carriage. I'd get him a computer, but he's doing just fine.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'