Audio Cassette Aficionado Gifts

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Play on."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Older and wiser

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'