Audio Cassette Aficionado Gifts

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Play on."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Romance"

Maria Teresa Vera

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Older and wiser

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Can I be Frank with you?

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"