Cash Crisis Jester Pillows

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Why markets crash.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Wait a minute....!

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'Can you check my balance.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Man ironing out a line graph.

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'