Financial Crisis Buff Pillows

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'It's basically debt, but I've re-packaged it nicely.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Wear this on the train - it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

Saving Spain

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

Euro Discobolus

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Economic casualties.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'