Financial Crisis Buff Pillows

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'It's basically debt, but I've re-packaged it nicely.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Wear this on the train - it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Saving Spain

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Euro Discobolus

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Economic casualties.

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'