Financial Policy Buff Pillows

Cannabis and banking

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Mario Draghi

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Loan Alley

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Jerry Brown.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

The spend is high

Where tax money goes...

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Euro against the Dollar.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'