Cartoon Wit Gifts

"Jesus, look at the body on that broad"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Emergency Phone.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

The Goalkeeper

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Shaved Ice