Cartoon Satire Lovers Gifts

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Department de Philosophie

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Collies Without Borders

"She's a miniature."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

Jack in the box on strike.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Neversource"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Snap out of it.'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'