Cartoon And Satire Lover Gifts

Trump's 187 Minutes of silence

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

The Modern Damocles -

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs