Comic Satire Lover Gifts

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."